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Middle-aged downwardly mobile professional. A middle-aged professional who doesn't expect to ever again earn what they did pre-recession.
After loosing his job in 2009 he's gone from yuppie to madmop.
madmop by Foo Chick September 10, 2011
Words you can keep

mammophile 

noun a person who is especially interested in high quality breasts and associated paraphanalia.
"note how the aureola and nipples are in perfect proportion on this photo and the angle of nipple elevation is within acceptable tolerances"

"why sir, you are truly a mammophile"

"thank you sir"
mammophile by webbo1973 October 29, 2009

mammophobia 

The fear of breasts, nipples, and anything pertaining to the mammary glands/ pectorals.
Don't touch my pectorals! I thought you had mammophobia!
mammophobia by Halaj McBarretto October 13, 2006

Mammophallophile 

The act of someone photoshopping phallus (penis') onto the nipples of naked models bodies.
The people doing this claim the models have what is called called mammophallitis and swear that it IS a real disease.
Greg sent me a picture of Jenna Jamison but her nipples looked a bit strange, he claimed she had mammophallitis. He is such a Mammophallophile.
Mammophallophile by hohohslut October 18, 2005

Madmockee 

Some object or situation that is Crazy, Insane, Beast, Ridiculous and/or Amazing
That 370z's madmockee!
Madmockee by Shits crazy November 28, 2009

madmousecos

1- who is madmousecos

2- a really good cosplayer
madmousecos by mikansapron October 5, 2021
A man who is considered a Simp or Cuck or has low standards that he picks up any available trash on the floor like a mop
Michale is a ManMop that promotes his gf's OF
ManMop by CLLR November 14, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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