Mad pirate 

A mad pirate is when you cum shot a girl in an eye and then kick her in the shin and then run away so she is limping after you with one eye.

Kayla was a very mad pirate last night.

Mad pirate by Bubbleblower123 May 16, 2016

the mad pirate 

while a chick is giving you a blow job, take out your dick, cum in her eye and kick her in the shin, she will then continue to hop around the room with one eye shouting "arrr!"

johnny gave sue the mad pirate and she didnt talk to him for weeks

the mad pirate by captain hook February 1, 2004

the mad pirate 

When a male shoots his load in a female's eye. And immediately following the ejaculation, the male kicks her in the shin. She then hops around, holding her eye as if she was a pirate. Bonus points are given to those males who get their females who say "YARRRR".

Dude, I just gave babygurl the mad pirate. I didn't get the bonus, but I'll try again next time.

the mad pirate by Zach October 6, 2006

mudpirate 

Derogatory term used to describe a male who likes to play bumdarts. See homo.

Look at Jerry, what a mudpirate.

mudpirate by Joe Schmoe May 13, 2005