A mad pirate is when you cum shot a girl in an eye and then kick her in the shin and then run away so she is limping after you with one eye.
by Bubbleblower123 May 16, 2016
while a chick is giving you a blow job, take out your dick, cum in her eye and kick her in the shin, she will then continue to hop around the room with one eye shouting "arrr!"
by captain hook February 1, 2004
When a male shoots his load in a female's eye. And immediately following the ejaculation, the male kicks her in the shin. She then hops around, holding her eye as if she was a pirate. Bonus points are given to those males who get their females who say "YARRRR".
by Zach October 6, 2006