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Macy's Day Roll'd 

On Thanksgiving 2008, cartoon network had a float in the Macy's Day Parade. They began with a normal song and suddenly, the all too familiar song started and Rick Astley Rick Roll'd the entire country.
Damn! Cartoon network just Macy's Day roll'd us!
Macy's Day Roll'd by Chypocrite December 15, 2008

macy day emo kid

an emo kid who buys emo clothing at jc pennies or departments stores like macys that are colorful and not black. They are like th eposers of emo kids and are probably not going to off themelves, but still want attention they see emos getting
what the hell, that emo kids wearing yellow with a generic skull....
its a macy day emo kid!

Macy Drennan 

The greatest person ever who is with the other greatest person.
She is so sexy and perfect

I love her
Guy1: Who’s Ethan with?
Guy2 Macy Drennan
Macy Drennan by ilovemacyyyy February 6, 2022

Macy's Day Parade Reverse Bidet Soufflé 

The delicately balanced art of getting a good ole fashioned mouthy while the female is taking a dump (a reverse blumpkin) while using a bidet to clean her bhole.
They japanese local was pleased to hand out many macy's day parade reverse bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.

Macy's One Day Sale.

Definition 1: An above average looking male/female percieved as a 9 or 10, who couples up with a below average looking male/female, percieved as a 4 or a 5.

Definition 2: An analogy to explain how an unattractive person couples up with an attractive person. The unattractive person usually "shops" and "buys" his/her boyfriend/girlfriend at Walmart, but happens to get lucky and hit the Macy's one day sale.
Mark: Wow,,,,how did Fat Amy hook up with Johnny Football?
Kim: I have no idea.
Mark and Kim (in unison): "Macy's One Day Sale."

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade 

Annual Thanksgiving tradition that has taken place in the Big Apple for nearly 100 years. Giant balloons, tons of marching bands, clowns, floats, fun stuff :) Event is annually televised on NBC.
Rando #1: How was your Thanksgiving?
Rando #2: I spent the morning watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and then ate some delicious turkey and watched football.
Rando #1: Sounds like a very wholesome holiday!