mactack

The act of smacking a mac with a common hitting object such as a baseball bat, sledgehammer ect.

This is usually due to the e-mac's
-Freezing spazm's
-Turning off randomly
-Deleting files as soon as you save them

Mactacker: "My computer froze when I tried to save a word document, after waiting 10 minutes for it to unfreeze, it deleted what i had just saved and turned itself off."

Troubleshooter: It must of been a mac. Did you try turn it back on?

Mactacker: Hell no, I Mactacked that piece'a'shit.

by DanLikesLaura April 1, 2009

mactacular

With Mac-like qualities, such as slick graphics and user-friendly interface, to the point of becoming obnoxious.

Windows Vista is mactacular.

by BlueJack June 17, 2008

MacHack

Now known as A.D.H.O.C, MacHack was a conference for Macintosh programmers that began in 1986. Some 'hacks' that emerged from the MacHack sessions were implemented in later versions of MacOS. Recently renamed because of the negative connotations of 'hack' in the media.

Drank some Jolt Cola when I went to MacHack, stayed up all night and screwed up the stack...

by jGNE man November 20, 2004

macack

used to refer to ones penis.
Yacack can be used to refer to someone else's penis

Guy 1: "Hey look at macack!"

Guy 2: "Dude really put your pants back on. I'm starting to think you really are gay."

by Doober McFly March 8, 2011

Macrackle

A famous twitch streamer who is often called MacDaddy and MacBent for his memes concerning his no no square.

Man have you watched Macrackle He’s so bent!

MacDaddy is a no no square warrior.

by NONOMACDADDY November 25, 2018

mattacks

What everyone wishes they were. A level of awesomeness that makes everyone else look like a waste of skin.

That's a Mattacks so you may as well not bother trying

by Claude Toobitts November 14, 2014

Macback

Jumping on someone’s jokes and using as your own because you are overweight and too lazy to come up with anything witty yourself.

Guy 1- you look like a sweaty fat fuck.

Guy 2- look at you sweating like a fat fuck
Guy 1- bro, stop macbacking on my jokes! That’s not beauties

by Fatmacattack November 6, 2018