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Retarded Macerena 

Some dumbass dance they make you do on theater even though it sucks dick and nobody likes it.

Side note I writing this because I sick of doing this god damn dance all the time just because 8th graders can’t Make dances any Less fucking stupid
Jesus Christ, there making us do the Retarded Macerena again. You think it’s to late to back out of theater?

Macarena 

Cute
Sweet
Sexy
Thick
Funny
Crazy asf
Great personality
Juicy lips
Cake
Always smiling
Helpful

Fine asf
Shy when it comes to guys or people she doesn't know

Got an attitude when people mess with her
Bad temper
Loyal
Sings all the time
Silly
Mature when she has to be
"Macarena is the perfect girl you'll fall in love with"
"Yes I love Macarena already "
Macarena by Teehee_the_best_friend September 22, 2016

quadruple Macarena style flip 

A way of flipping the bird while dancing the Macarena that is especially suited to a lightheartedfuck everyone” moment.
Peeling off what may have been the best Macarena of my life, I integrated a perfect quadruple Macarena style flip and brought the house down!

Pocket Macarena 

The act of patting down every pocket to ensure you've got all essentials with you before departing to your destination.
"Wait, do I have my keys? Let me do the Pocket Macarena just in case."
Pocket Macarena by rockSOX01 September 1, 2013

Eyeglass Macarena

The dance like moves performed by someone when they are searching themselves for their eyeglasses that maybe on their head, in their pocket, the back of their neck or elsewhere. The dance is primarily done with one's hands and arms closely resembling the dance moves made famous in the mid 90's by the music video "the Macarena".
Joe did the eyeglass Macarena for several minutes before he realized that his eyeglasses were on top of his head.
Eyeglass Macarena by zenofile March 27, 2009

ATM Macarena 

Strange action of patting all of your pockets trying to find your bank card/wallet, whilst walking towards an ATM. Looks like a bad version of the Macarena.
I'd done two verses of the ATM Macarena before i realised my wallet was at home
ATM Macarena by jimyox August 2, 2007