A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.

Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaise feet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.

Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.

Mayonnaise Feet by soursabbath July 16, 2019

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mayaonee

To utilize physics in order to explode cats out of hatred for weebs/anime. (Also referred to as mayonnaise in Arizona)

Look at that marwn , Im going to totally mayaonee his cat

mayaonee by theimposteriscai May 15, 2023

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Mayonnaise

An instrument used by Patrick star

Patrick: is mayonnaise an instrument

Squidward: no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument

Mayonnaise by Bathing Grape August 14, 2018

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Maayan

A common hebrew name drawn from the bible. The word itself means brook, spring or well.

The name given to a woman of strong character, incredible beauty, amazing passion and love for life. She is very shy at the beginning, but once you know her well, she will be as much as crazy as you! It's pronounced (Ma-a-yan). She will rock your world. Imagine everything you want and that is her. She is usually exotic with eyes full of life and mystery. One look and that's all it will take for you to fall under her spell. A lover of everything in this world from books, movies, food and life she will open your eyes never before imagined. If you find her, keep her!

Boy 1: Wow look at that girl, she’s gorgeous!

Boy 2: Dude that’s Maayan, she’s way out of your league.

Boy 1: * -_-*

Maayan by I_don’t_know_my_name September 9, 2020

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