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mรกirtรญn 

The sexiest human being to be on this planet.if you know a Mรกirtรญn you should definitely get as close as you can for they have the most colossal penis ever. A Mรกirtรญn isn't only perfect on the outside but they are one of the kindest people you'll ever meet .They give great advice ,the best hugs and cuddles .

A Mรกirtรญn can't help being so perfect but radiate good vibes and always smell nice

Don't forget national Mรกirtรญn day is June 27th
Damn. I wish I was like 'Mรกirtรญn '
Mรกirtรญn is just a better version of chris hemsworth
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Usually a weirdo drug addict who likes nothing more than spending all his money on herbal alternatives. Usually mutters and never has a real girlfriend. Can be found in inner-city areas sponging off the government. No job or ambition. Bum, scum, weirdo, tramp, clown
"That guys definitley a Mairtin, look at the state of him"
Mairtin by Sally Hearsay February 7, 2010
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A man, a brother, a son a great fellah, usually Sally's hate them but everyone hates Sally's, mairtins are kind, honest, good craic and always bleedin gorge, we all love mairtins
Mairtin is a brilliant dude isn't he
Mairtin by Dogwomangeo July 23, 2025

Martincitopants 

The Chad among Chads who likes Obama Alien Defense
''Martincitopants is the Chad among Chads that reccomended us the best game ever''

Bald Martin 

Bald Martin means an absolute lad a man that can do anything they are not just genius but bald one. It has been said that they are alpha male and are pro at hide and seek
Oh my look at that bald Martin he is such an alpha
Bald Martin by The truth giver December 17, 2019

Maritina 

Maritina has a beautiful face and soul. She is so thick and everyone would like to be her partner. She is quite aloof and antisocial but still her beautiful personality blooms in every situation. She is cunning and has an amazing sense of humor. She is kind of caring but her honesty seems to hurt people sometimes. She loves clever people but despises the cringy, stupid ones. Overall Maritina is the person everyone looks up to. She is perfectly perfect!
"Oh my god i can't handle the amount of perfection this girl carries! Who is it?"

"She is Maritina my best friend. "
Maritina by cartIiiI January 17, 2021

Melanie Martinez ๐Ÿ‘‘ 

An amazing singer/songwriter with an amazing new album , she is very pretty and has a unique makeup style and genre , she loves and cares for all of her fans ๐Ÿ’œ
Kennedy: do u know Melanie Martinez ๐Ÿ‘‘?
Olivia: yea I went to her concert and she was so sweet

Kennedy: your so lucky
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someoneโ€™s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasnโ€™t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organizationโ€™s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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