The scale that can be used for giving scores to basically everything, from TV- shows to level of comedy. Most of the things on the luminert scale are ranked with a high, if not the highest score - 10/10. The way of selecting the fitting score is simple: you just have to determen if one part of your category has some kind of value, and you don't have to worry about the rest. If that is true, your "thing" is a perfect 10/10, and if not, then you would give it a 9/10. Scores lower than 9 are non-existent.

Darijan: "Kakegurui was an awful show, but it had great art so it must be a 10/10 on the luminert scale!"
Your mom lol: "Yes, Demon Slayer as well!"

Luminert Scale by Single local mother, age 34 January 3, 2021

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The Lumineers

ANOTHER indie pop rock band. Mainstream hipsters like them. Overplayed on every Alternative radio station in the US. You will not be listening to them 5 years from now. They aren't the worst band of all time, but they are definitely nothing more than mediocre.

First time i heard "Ho Hey" by The Lumineers on the radio, i said, "wow i bet these guys wear stupid little hipster hats" NAILED IT.

The Lumineers by ChrisBrownismyfather February 10, 2013

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Lexinizer

Lexinizer is a highly intelligent species with a very high IQ, is fantastic at sports, video games and being ninja at karaoke. Everyone wants to be a lexinizer but the species is going extinct with only one left in Canada. Can take Sparrowinator in any fight or battle.

Lexinizer is cool

Lexinizer by super1 January 19, 2011

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Lumineer

A person, musician or band that repeats the same awful line over and over.

"I belong with you, you belong with me you're my sweetheart, I belong with you, you belong with me you're my sweetheart, Hey, Ho, Hey, Ho." - The Lumineers

Lumineer by bvrb August 11, 2013

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Luminite

An ore from the hit game Terraria

Melee Dude: Hey bro! Do you have any Luminite? I want to Complete my Solar flare Armor set

Mage Dude: No but I got a Nebula fragment!

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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