Helga Lumpneck is a beautiful woman that stuffs her blue polka dotted swimsuit with beach balls. She has to be played in a movie by a guy that doesn’t want to play her, and she has a giant lump in her neck that makes her side ways over 90 degrees.

“DUDE! SHES HOT? Is she new?”
“Yeah bro, that’s Helga Lumpneck”

helga lumpneck by dudette-woman-girl January 5, 2021

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Lumineers

The f...ing Best band Ever.

The Lumineers rocked my socks off

Lumineers by bigboy5777 February 19, 2013

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Lumines

Highly addictive puzzle game for the PSP.

Never let your girlfriend play Lumines or else you'll never see your PSP again.

Lumines by Muzz April 26, 2005

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lubinecky

The act of placing one's dick on another's shoulder near their neck.

Dude 1: "Dude, I'm gonna go lubinecky that dude."

Dude 2: "You mean you're gonna put your dick on his shoulder?

Nice."

lubinecky by amm456 December 9, 2014

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maddison lomineck

Maddison lomineck is a smart, wonderful, amazing, caring, loving and beautiful young woman.

She is really beautiful and caring.

She must be a Maddison lomineck

maddison lomineck by Big TDG December 8, 2016

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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