Lumber

1. Noun: Timber that has been sawn into rough planks or other wise only partly prepared.

2. Verb: To move in a slow, heavy, awkward way.

3. Adjective: Having some kind of outdoor based rugged-ness, usually a finely trimmed beard. Used to describe a lumbersexual or mountain man. Only the manliest of all men are lumber.

4. Noun: Another word for erection or boner, derived from the word "wood".

Chris Hemsworth and George Clooney are the two most lumbersexual people I know, it isn't possible to be more lumber than those two.

You've got a lumber going on down there, you need to control yourself.

by Dr. Mountain July 01, 2015

lumber

when you got "wood" or a boner

man she sat on his lap and when he stood up you could tell he had some lumber goin on

by bizzle April 03, 2004

Lumber

A Scottish word for a date

I'm going on my own to the dance but do you have a lumber like Jimmy

by Ashers September 05, 2003

lumber

marijuana

i had to call the lumberjack (dealer) to see if he had cut down any lumber today for me.
he picked up a few sticks for me since there aren't many abundant forests in the area.

by i'd have a drink with george w November 11, 2008

Lumber

a group of fat girls.

No that was not a herd of elephants, it was a lumber of fat girls.

by jlynnwest October 14, 2010

lumber

a wooden baseball bat

He took his lumber and left the field.

by The Return of Light Joker February 22, 2008

Lumber

A word used to refer to a baseball bat but at the same time used as an innuendo for manmeat.

1. Yo lemme see your lumber, it's black right?

2. Need some help addin' lube to your lumber? I got the pine tar right here.

3. Whoah, your lumber is huge, i might need to use that sometime, maybe tonight... at the game.

by noodles April 03, 2003