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A state of being pure relaxation with no concerns or worries
Did you see how stressed out Ciara was at work? She's really not lumbered is she.
Lumbered by Paralyzed_parrot March 23, 2023

Knotty Lumbered 

‘Knotty lumbered’ is the feeling of being blind drunk with your pals in a pit of a nightclub in Blackpool.
Our mate was so knotty lumbered he couldn’t remember taking that girl home and letting her poo on him.
Knotty Lumbered by Mpilgerz July 8, 2020

lumberdyke 

A lesbian exhibiting the particular butch swag of plaid and/or man-jeans in an aspect befitting Paula Bunion.
I thought her at first a man of the mountain lands, with her red plaid shirt over long-johns with rustic jeans. But, alas, she brought with her a box lunch. She was of course, a lumberdyke.

lummered 

the state of being absolutely plastered through alcohol
me and the lads got well lummered the other week! top stuff!
lummered by Divesh Patel August 15, 2004

lumberdaddy

One with an appearance of a lumberjack with daddy vibes
That plaid wearing Canadian is a lumberdaddy
lumberdaddy by Halec November 25, 2020

lumberdonkey 

An alternative word that I made up to refer to someone in a less offensive way and referring to someone who has done something stupid or acts stupid. The look on someone’s face after being called a lumberdonkey or referring to someone as a lumberdonkey is priceless as well as fun but not as in your face as calling them a moron. A donkey is an a.... and a lumberdonky would be a really dumb a...

Synonyms
airhead, birdbrain, blockhead, bonehead, bubblehead, chowderhead, chucklehead, clodpoll (or clodpole), clot British, cluck, clunk, cretin, cuddy (or cuddie) British dialect, deadhead, dim bulb slang, dimwit, dip, dodo, dolt, donkey, doofus slang, dope, dork slang, dullard, dum-dum, dumbbell, dumbhead, dummkopf, dummy, dunce, dunderhead, fathead, gander, golem, goof, goon, half-wit, hammerhead, hardhead, idiot, ignoramus, imbecile, jackass, know-nothing, knucklehead, lamebrain, loggerhead chiefly dialect, loon, lump, lunkhead, meathead, mome archaic, mug chiefly British, mutt, natural, nimrod slang, nincompoop, ninny, ninnyhammer, nit chiefly British, nitwit, noddy, noodle, numskull (or numbskull), oaf, pinhead, prat British, ratbag chiefly Australian, saphead, schlub (also shlub) slang, schnook slang, simpleton, stock, stupe, stupid, thickhead, turkey, woodenhead, yahoo, yo-yo
You lumberdonkey, what a lumberdonkey
lumberdonkey by Johnnieboy@ August 6, 2019
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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