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huge masculine cock that packs more power then a haymaker from Kimbo slice.... so big that not even the most interesting man in the world has it....... a cock with pube flow better then rob ryan.
you go up into heaven and dumb out a lumbar lion and god immediately falls to hell and it is now yours and you make a law of prancing naked women to suck and clean your lumbar lion all day long.
by yoyoyoerock October 30, 2011
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