A Lurious is a person that always begs for mercy. He likes piss and poo. He also spilled milk on his pants once. He does not have a dishwasher. Also, he hates 23oliveroliver.
Oliver: Hey its me 23oliveroliver
Lurious: I fucking hate you.
Oliver: But why?
Lurious: Because I am Lurious, now beg for mercy!
Oliver: But you wont let me do it!
Lurious: I HATE YOU
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!