The art of sneeking off in the
middle of the day for a pokey bumy wank. You must do it
standing up in a public toilet and get 2 fingers up the hole for it to count as an official lukey pokey... Many people who attempt this don't get the
two fingers up.
Guy 1: Did you totally see that guy sneeking off to
the bogs.... I bet he was going for a Lukey Pokey
Guy 2:
Doubt it.... It's not a Lukey Pokey if you can't get
2 fingers up