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The art of sneeking off in the middle of the day for a pokey bumy wank. You must do it standing up in a public toilet and get 2 fingers up the hole for it to count as an official lukey pokey... Many people who attempt this don't get the two fingers up.
Guy 1: Did you totally see that guy sneeking off to the bogs.... I bet he was going for a Lukey Pokey

Guy 2: Doubt it.... It's not a Lukey Pokey if you can't get 2 fingers up
by morgjones13 November 03, 2014
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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