The heterosexual act of sneezing into another mans asshole while he is having intercourse with a woman in the "doggy style" position. This act is not followed by a "bless you" but by a "thank you"
I enjoy a good luffing, or I got luffed really good last night.
When three or more guys are pirate drunk on rum and try to fuck a girl, but they can’t get hard.
My buddies and I got drunk drunk on rum and thought we’d be pirates and fuck a girl together. We drank to much rum and couldn’t get hard, our cocks were luffing like limp sails.
Michael: Hey Lucy, did you seen Matt walk into the house with a street debris under his arm and a milk crate on his head?
Lucy: Yeah man, he was luffting big time.
Nick: Man i got so drunk last night, i was pacing behind the couch with a kitchen knife telling people to get out of my house. It was fucking awful, i was Luffting hard.
The Grand Pooba of Lurfopolis. Also, the count, duke, chancellor, high priest, pharaoh, emperor, king, governor, prime minister, lead guitarist, and fuzzy pickle of Lurfville, a small commune on the outskirts of Lurfton Manor in Lurfburgh, in the county Lurfchester, in the state of Lurfonia in the Grand Republic of Lurfopolis. Frequently he can be found lurfing it up at the lunch table, though he is also known for his lurfacious trumpetry.
1) Attention please: Will Lurf Lurfington please report to the attendance office.
2) A. Dude, that guy is so cool.
B. I know. He's such a total lurf.
A. Yeah...like a boss.
B. No, like Lurf Lurfington.