Lucid fuck

-noun. loo-sid fuhk

A fuck in a lucid dream. An exceptionally realistic, intense sex dream, where you are able to control the direction in which the shagging flows. Often a lucid fuck is better than the realisation of that fuck, primarily because after shagging Erin in 21 different positions you can fly off on your invisible hover bike (with the custom chrome spokes) to join your buddies for a quick gin and tonic before waking up.

Ben: Shit man, you know that Edith from the office, fucked her last night.
Jerry: Great. How was it?
Ben: Not good, she was far filthier in that Lucid fuck I had last weekend.

Lucid fuck by Al Cawdrey September 29, 2009

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lucid fuck

When one goes on a raping spree

I lucid fucked alot of pendejo's bro.

lucid fuck by BattousaiJunt March 28, 2016

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Lucifucker

A person who simps, or simply wished to fuck Lucifer from "OBEY ME!"

"Shawty is a Lucifucker."

Lucifucker by heputthebeansdown May 8, 2021

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Lucifuck

...is a bag of dicks.

With extra dickwarts.

The economy ...package, too.

A rather more appropriate moniker for Lucifer of Supernatural, methinks.

How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifuck, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!

Lucifuck by sapphic_unrest April 19, 2018

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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