lucaroni

sexy handsome man with a jaw chiseled by god.
usually extraordinary at performing cunninglus.
knows how to deep stroke with perfection and can come up with different positions for days..

see also italian stallion

Sarah: getting laid these days is no fun. Everyone around here thinks foreplay doesn't exist.
Erica: oh girl, you need to find a lucaroni

lucaroni by johanna kitty February 13, 2010

lucarinied 

lucarinied (loo-car-ree-need)
also lucary

a person that you may know, or not, that is a messy breh, tends to get wasted on a more than average basis and can on most occasions get to the point of vomiting or as we all know it chundering fucking hard. the best part, he.. or she, but mainly he, denies it ever happening haha

example 1
person 1 "mate have you seen that guy? hes such a mess.. hes clearly had too much to drink"
person 2 "haha that guy is fucking lucarinied!!"

example 2
person 1 "mate... how can that guy be asleep.. while standing up?!"
person 2 "naa man, hes just really fucking high"
person 1 "holy shit.. thats straight up lucary"

lucarinied by ddoublee November 22, 2010

Lucagoni 

a very nice friend who always seems to be pooping

ughhh! you’re such a lucagoni!! Give me a rest

Lucagoni by natatula December 22, 2023