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lucan community college

Lucan community college, what comes to mind when you think of it; youth, pride etc-well let me give you a bit of insider news. In this school, the classroom are divided like this: Retards are at the back, ones that try to learn are in the middle and the ones that slow down the class are at the front. If you think you are going to this school to learn well, then you can fuck off, like take maths for example. Back in primary, I was sweating my nipples of i was so good at maths, now I'm a retard like fuck me can you just teach algebra, so we can understand.

Anyway don't go to this school but when thinking about it there just really isn't anywhere else to go, I mean you could go to the crack heads at ACC or go to those All boys/girls school- or if your fancy a private one like kings.

What I get most pissed off about is the fuckers that are always on their phone our just talking loud as fuck, and then the teacher stop the class, by the time they're done giving out there is only like 10 min left of class. I'm dipping from this school after fourth year because I don't want to be earning 40k a year like beta males(which I'm not).

Anyway thank you for reading my English essay
Signed: who (I don't want to get in trouble, unless they can see me email, then I'm fucked.
Also, i remember seeing this on one door, it was like It's OK to be OK ~ naaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does. don't forget to have a great time losing brain cells.
GO TO LCC= RETARDATION X100000000000

lucan community college

lucan community college

D greatest skool in Ireland but dats only cos laura,mary,tara and leanne make it cool! leanne,tara,amy and katie from 3rd year so rock!!! class Colombus rulz 4ever!!!
yeah Harvard may be cool but it aint a patch on lucan community college!!!
lucan community college by Leanne February 10, 2005
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026