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lpmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzesawq 

This is when you're so bored that you lose your mental capabilities.
When masturbating alone isn't enough, when even trying to do something fun doesn't work, when you think you've come up with a good idea.
You thought typing something following logic couldn't find a result.
If you continue you'll find more results typed by people even more bored.
This site accepts your challenge
John: I'm bored
Lisa: Check your emails
John: I've already done that
Lisa: What about playing a game?
John: I don't feel like to
Lisa: Have you tried doing something productive?
John: That's exactly why I'm so bored!
Lisa: Why don't you masturbate? You should be home alone now!
John: That's not enough satisfaction. I'll try typing lpmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzesawq and see what comes up!

And doing so John turned in the worst living thing ever, baeting in cruelty even Satan and losing all sense of control, like a maniac killer with a neverending thirst of blood
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plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzesawq 

when you are so bored you feel like your head will explode. DO YOUR WORK BEFORE YOU DIE OF BOREDOM! anywho you have met the end of boredom.
Me: I'm so bored
Future Me: plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzesawq

plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzesawq 

When you are super super bored and have nothing to do and are typing random things on the keyboard.
Girl 1: plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzesawq

Girl 2: What are you doing that is not a word
Girl 1: I am boooorrrrrrrrrrrrred

Girl 2: oh but that makes no sense

plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzesawq 

The ABSOLUTE definition of NEAR DEATH boredom. If, like me, you typed this into your keybored? You are a tired, mentally ill, gen z person who should probably be doing homework or studying instead. But, if your not going to anyways, type in your own definition like me!
You: I'm bored. ...

Also You: Typing random stuff like " plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzesawq " into the keyboard will solve all my problems.

Also Me: Good Idea.
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