lp'd 

getting loser pissed, absoulutly hammer

holy fuck i crashed my car in the ditch i must have been lp'd

lp'd by supersexyd February 19, 2012

S.L.P.D. 

S.L.P.D. stands for 'Sweet Lincoln Park Dude', which refers to type of male you may commonly find in the famous upscale neighborhood of Lincoln Park in Chicago, IL. They are usually found wearing collared shirts, North Face apparrel, or designer t-shirts. SLPDs are also usually found in large groups at overpopulated bars/clubs drinking Heineken or overpriced liquor. They are always judging themselves (and others) on where they are, how they look, or how much sexual activity they can engage in.

"You want to go to that club?! Do you realize how many S.L.P.D.s will be there?!"

"Wow, maybe I should pop my collar so I can fit in with all the S.L.P.D.s here."

S.L.P.D. by E-Rok1 August 4, 2009

V.L.P.D. 

Stands for Very Long Penis Disorder, a serious condition that afflicts human males. This condition has no known cure.

"Did you hear? David got diagnosed with V.L.P.D."
"I feel sorry for him"

V.L.P.D. by SexySmexy12 October 13, 2020

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

くぁｗせｄｒｆｔｇｙふじこｌｐ

くぁｗせｄｒｆｔｇｙふじこｌｐ is japanese slang originating on 2channel, meaning internally screaming.
It originated because if you tap the buttons on your keyboard in order of 1st key of first row, 1st key of second row, 2nd key of 1st row, 2nd key of 2nd row, etc, with a japanese IME you'll get those letters.

Guy one: *does something cringy*
Guy two: くぁｗせｄｒｆｔｇｙふじこｌｐ

くぁｗせｄｒｆｔｇｙふじこｌｐ by Paithen July 18, 2018

double LP 

A two CD or vinyl album.

I just got Wu-Tang Clan's new double LP, Forever.

double LP by Jon Skeezerz November 10, 2007

dsawfdsegfdrhgftjhgykjhulkji;lko';lp\';[ 

when you are so bored and a gamer you type every combination of was backwards

I'm so bored dsawfdsegfdrhgftjhgykjhulkji;lko';lp\';[

dsawfdsegfdrhgftjhgykjhulkji;lko';lp\';[ by dufwjskjfvldi June 4, 2021