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to have gay anal sex with a man whilst he's urinating at a urinal
i was going to the toilet one day and my friend laurence started lozzing me.
Lozzing by Captain Bo-Nez January 1, 2006
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The act of self stimulating ones genitals
I can't come out tonight, I'm going to be too busy Lozzing
Lozzing by lozzz April 9, 2011
To laugh so hard that you pee your pants; a combination of laughing and wizzing. Used in an episode of 30 Rock.
"After seeing that show, I was lizzing all night."
lizzing by Hotdog99 March 26, 2009
A combination of laughing ang whizzing according to one Elizabeth Lemon of 30 Rockefeller
Athletic G. W. Bush dodging shoes!

Hahahaha, I'm lizzing! I'm lizzing!
lizzing by Mark-Antoine H. March 27, 2009

lezzing off 

The act of two women engaging in illicit behaviour.
Dude 1; Yo, did you see Janet and Vicky last night?

Dude 2; Nah bro, what happened?

Dude 1; They were all over each other, it was like watching two blind men feeling for fridge magnets. They were proper lezzing off! Finger banging and motorboating... THE LOT!
lezzing off by Walter Flanagan June 17, 2012
Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing, it happens when you're laughing so hard you start whizzing a little too.
I saw Joanie trip and fall down the stairs while carrying a large stack of papers and it was funny I started lizzing.
Lizzing by Engine-ear March 26, 2009