Lozz

An extremely hirsute man, sometimes of dual nationality.

He is smart and hot in equal measure.

Also possesses the ability to roll a perfect spliff every time, a legendary skill coveted by all.

Men want to be him, women want to lick him all over.

Girl 1: Hey babe, look at that hot hairy sex monkey over there.....

Girl 2: I heard he can skin up and fist you at the same time..

Girl 1: Oh my god, he's such a lozz.. I WANT HIM

by WildWestHero May 20, 2010

Lozz

To throw,to chuck, to launch.....to lozz

I know i she was upset when she lozzed my dinner at me!

The copper got injured when they started lozzing bricks at him

by dr kent uk January 31, 2010

lozzing

Relaxing, or lying down.

"Hey, just lozzing in bed"

by Nazerb September 29, 2013

Lozzing

to have gay anal sex with a man whilst he's urinating at a urinal

i was going to the toilet one day and my friend laurence started lozzing me.

by Captain Bo-Nez January 1, 2006

Lozzing

The act of self stimulating ones genitals

I can't come out tonight, I'm going to be too busy Lozzing

by lozzz March 24, 2011

lozzed

The act of reading a message and then ignoring it or not replying for 24 hours.

She totally lozzed my message!

by DaveyMemvis November 20, 2016

lozz

An alteration of "lol" and "lulz." Lozz means you are laughing so hard that you want to scream, as if a man with long, crooked fingers is tickling you.

In fact, this man might have a crack nail or two.

Via text:

Jim: Are you coming tonight?
Amy: Is Dave gonna be there?
Jim: Of course.
Amy: Then no, he smells funny.
Jim: Lozz, so funny

by Chase the Reader May 25, 2010