Lozz 

An extremely hirsute man, sometimes of dual nationality.

He is smart and hot in equal measure.

Also possesses the ability to roll a perfect spliff every time, a legendary skill coveted by all.

Men want to be him, women want to lick him all over.

Girl 1: Hey babe, look at that hot hairy sex monkey over there.....

Girl 2: I heard he can skin up and fist you at the same time..

Girl 1: Oh my god, he's such a lozz.. I WANT HIM

Lozz by WildWestHero May 20, 2010

Lozz 

To throw,to chuck, to launch.....to lozz

I know i she was upset when she lozzed my dinner at me!

The copper got injured when they started lozzing bricks at him

Lozz by dr kent uk January 31, 2010

lozz 

An alteration of "lol" and "lulz." Lozz means you are laughing so hard that you want to scream, as if a man with long, crooked fingers is tickling you.

In fact, this man might have a crack nail or two.

Via text:

Jim: Are you coming tonight?
Amy: Is Dave gonna be there?
Jim: Of course.
Amy: Then no, he smells funny.
Jim: Lozz, so funny

lozz by Chase the Reader May 25, 2010

logical lozz 

A logical lozz is a creature whose life is riddled with mistakes, but uses his logic to overcome these problems with amazingly logical ideas.

Things that work correctly are not allowed near this creature.

A logical lozz scenario:

"The first car was fine until I left the water cap off"

OR

"The second car was fine until I had to rebuild the engine"

OR

"The third car was fine until I crashed it"

logical lozz by Lozz! September 27, 2009

LozzyB

A blue eyed golden balled bonse of a brother, loved my many feared by more, amazing talents and skillz.
Gets all the ladies with the twinkle in his eyes.
Should of been born in barbados.
Hes two sides of a coin.
Dont attempt to wake him up though.

"whos that there?" thats LozzyB mashing up the mix

LozzyB by Baroness Brass April 28, 2021

lozzi 

Awesomeness at it's finest =

Yeah you know (Insert Girls name here)? Yeah she's so Lozzi

lozzi by Vladamire November 7, 2007

Lozzack 

To be lazy, particularly lying down.

Possibly a colloquialism of Stoke-on-Trent / Staffordshire, England.

I have done nothing but lozzack around the house all day.

Lozzack by Sparky-UK May 27, 2010