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low maintenance 

Someone who is easy to please, does not require constant pampering, attention or gifts or things done "their way or no way". One who is genuinely happy to enjoy the company of others. Easy-going, unselfish and usually a joy to be around. Usually male, as most women are high maintenance.
My friend from California came up to visit. He's low maintenance, so we just chilled, had a good time, and he didn't whine about my not having digital TV.
low maintenance by Ashoka July 12, 2006
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low maintenance 

A person (usually a girl) that truly believes that he/she is not high maintenance, when they actually are.
Yeah man, she is still telling me that I should be grateful she is so low maintenance!
low maintenance by mkl_1701 August 10, 2005

Low Maintenance Relationship 

A Low Maintenance Relationship (LMR) is when a couple is mutually exclusive to one another but not in a FULL relationship. A low maintenance relationship includes NOT needing to talk to them everyday, maybe SOME texting per day but NOT a super abundance, getting together ONLY once or twice a week and going out and SOME sex.

A LMR is for active individuals who have many responsibilities and have no time for a FULL relationship.
Girl how are you going to balance work, school and a boy friend? You're going to get burnt out.

I just need a Low Maintenance Relationship and I'll be all set.

low-maintenance jostle 

Basically, a no-strings-attached sexual encounter. This could include a one-night-stand or the ultimate in sex-for-sport relationships: fuck buddies.
When I got home drunk the other night I was really horny and was able to have Sharmila come over for a low-maintenance jostle. Man, she can really suck cock.
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