lover lump

A sexual partner that does not move while in the act of intercourse

Bob: How was your date with Sue?

Jim: Don't ask! What a lover lump!

lover lump by Yogi-Donnie January 25, 2008

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Lilypad Love Lumps

When a woman's tits are so empty and saggy that they float on the bath water like lilly pads. Amazing how flat they look. Like tortillas

Just walked in on the other half in the bath and her titties look like Lilypad love lumps

Lilypad Love Lumps by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

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lover lump • Lilypad Love Lumps • LoveLump • love clump • lover • Lover Friend • Lover's lane • lover's nuts • Lover pimp • Lover's Remorse

Love lumps

When you get socked or punched for every year you've aged in place of a gift or present. Used as a way to show affection for a loved one without being seen as mushy or soft.

My brother turned 18 today so I gave him 18 love lumps and that new Madden.

Love lumps by APXPRDTOR December 28, 2021

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LoveLump

Feeling your penis rise in a girl's mouth

Bree gave Jacob the greatest feeling of LoveLump that he shot his cum almost immediately after entering Brees mouth

LoveLump by Bree23Caudil October 26, 2018

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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