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Lilypad Love Lumps 

When a woman's tits are so empty and saggy that they float on the bath water like lilly pads. Amazing how flat they look. Like tortillas
Just walked in on the other half in the bath and her titties look like Lilypad love lumps

Love lumps 

When you get socked or punched for every year you've aged in place of a gift or present. Used as a way to show affection for a loved one without being seen as mushy or soft.
My brother turned 18 today so I gave him 18 love lumps and that new Madden.
Love lumps by APXPRDTOR December 28, 2021

LoveLump 

Feeling your penis rise in a girl's mouth
Bree gave Jacob the greatest feeling of LoveLump that he shot his cum almost immediately after entering Brees mouth
LoveLump by Bree23Caudil October 26, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026