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lovebodt by mattsdiscordkitten March 9, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
a lovebot is a way to describe yourself or someone else when you really love someone. basically a combination of love and robot. in conclusion, you love this person so much that you basically give them your heart.
scout: i'm a lovebot for robert downey jr!
also scout: and chris evans!
lovebot by scout ! November 19, 2019
Used to describe yourself who only expresses love for a specific thing with no other purpose. twitterbot
Jimin lovebot
Lovebot by taehyung lovebot October 6, 2019

loveboat 

marijuana soaked in phencyclidine (a horse tranquilizer). Popular in 80's Washington, D.C. amongst the brothers.
What y'all smokin' now? loveboat! loveboat! loveboat!
loveboat by Anonymous May 6, 2003

loveboat 

PCP. A drug that can make you see exceptionally wild shit.

Also known as "Angel dust"
I'd like some loveboat right now.
loveboat by maw April 25, 2005

Kiwi Loveboat 

Transport ship carrying live sheep leaving Fremantle port. West Australia
New Zealander who likes having sex with sheep.so any ship boat carryin live sheep become a kiwi loveboat.
Kiwi Loveboat by dragonflyzinthewest November 25, 2010

Loveboat 

A wonderful boat ride where your widlest fanatsies come true
On the loveboat I turn to kiss you , my hands sliding down your waste pulling you tightly against me . My lips roam down your neck , as my big tool throbs between your thighs. I lean back upon the counter , as your drop to your knees , stroking that fat cock of mine . I tease your nipples , with its juicy fat head , before you start teasing it with your tongue. The passion flows through my tool , as I watch that fat purple head disappear in your mouth. You can barely fit the end of my cock in your mouth , you can tell by my moans that I'm truly enjoying the pleasure . I let you enjoy sucking and playing with that big cock for sometime , before I pull you up to me again , kissing your mouth deeply , my hands sliding down to your pussy. Already your wet , as I slip a finger deep inside , sliding it slowly out again , and teasing your throbbing clit. Sitting down on the chair , my fat, thick, wet , throbbing cock beckoning you, you straddle me . Slowly , you slide inch by inch down on that big cock of mine. We're kissing again, passionately , my hands cupping your ass , and slowly lifting your body up and down my now rock hard cock. Oh baby , you feel so good ! I love watching my big cock disappearing in and out of that sweet pussy of yours , Oh, were both are screaming wildly now , throbbing and pumping and pumping and throbbing , faster and harder until with the roar of a lion , that big cock starts squirting loads of gooey sweet cum inside you.
Loveboat by Soccerman22 June 1, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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