love machine
love machine by DougMR September 1, 2005
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Love Machine
An insatiable sexual dynamo who is fuelled by the consumption of alcohol. Typically found entertaining friends at the beeratorium, they are easily identified by their intellectual yet smouldering sexuality, non-stop banter (the volume of which is directly proportional to the amount of alcohol imbibed) and a general inability to keep their cock in their pants. Keen metallurgists with a particular fondness for brass they are one of the chief exponents of beer goggles and regularly suffer from beermentia.
Girl 1 - Check out that stud muffin at the bar wearing the white shirt
Girl 2 – Wow! What a Love Machine.
Girl 2 – Wow! What a Love Machine.
Love Machine by theonetheywonttalkto March 26, 2012
russia's greatest love machine
In 1869, Pokrovskoye, Russia, a man named Grigori Rasputin was born.
He lived a great life, having sex with royalty and other people (some say over 100'000 women had sex with him) and is now known in the song - Rasputin - as "Russia's Greatest Love Machine"
If someone is described as being "Russia's Greatest Love Machine" they are a player and should be worshipped by their friends and family.
He lived a great life, having sex with royalty and other people (some say over 100'000 women had sex with him) and is now known in the song - Rasputin - as "Russia's Greatest Love Machine"
If someone is described as being "Russia's Greatest Love Machine" they are a player and should be worshipped by their friends and family.
Person 1: "You know Alex?"
Person 2: "Yeah..."
Person 1: "He had sex with Lucy and Bridget last night"
Person 2: "Whoa, he's almost like Russia's Greatest Love Machine
Person 2: "Yeah..."
Person 1: "He had sex with Lucy and Bridget last night"
Person 2: "Whoa, he's almost like Russia's Greatest Love Machine
russia's greatest love machine by BigYearSevenBoi February 1, 2019
Peruvian love machine
hot sexy peruvian with a nice nose and a big penis, and love to fuck girls and play the game as many times as he can. Play the shit out of bitches and fuck them hard in the ass hole.
Peruvian love machine by mc dhq January 24, 2008
Love Removal Machine
this is open to interpretation. It's the title of a 1987 hit by the band the Cult. My guess is that the singer is referring to his girlfriend. This is funny: we all know that people want to give love. And get it. But remove it? What the hell is going on here? The lyrics to this song are incredibly dumb. Still, I like this song a lot. It's so stupid it's cool. You can't help but like it. It's just one of those things. It's stupid fun ;)
When I walked out of the El Dorado casino and out to the Reno Strip I heard a radio blasting from a passing car. The song was Love Removal Machine by the Cult.
Love Removal Machine by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 19, 2006
Love Removal Machine
Check this one
Fell to the red room
Because she was there, oh
A scarlet woman
She got me in fear, yeah, yeah, yeah
She said do all those things that you do to me
You know what I mean, boy
Do all those things that you do to me yeah
Love remover love remover machine
You little soul shaker love remover machine
Baby baby baby baby baby I fell from the sky
Yesterday you blew my mind oh yeah
Having trouble with my direction
Upside down psychotic reaction
Fell to the red room
Because she was there, oh
A scarlet woman
She got me in fear, yeah, yeah, yeah
She said do all those things that you do to me
You know what I mean, boy
Do all those things that you do to me yeah
Love remover love remover machine
You little soul shaker love remover machine
Baby baby baby baby baby I fell from the sky
Yesterday you blew my mind oh yeah
Having trouble with my direction
Upside down psychotic reaction
Love removal love removal machine
You little soul shaker love removal machine
You little love removal machine
You little fun removal love removal machine
Love removal love removal machine
You little fun remover fun removal machine
You little love removal machine
You little soul shaker love removal machine
Look out here she comes
Look out here she comes
I said, look out here she comes
Look out here she comes, ya ya
Shake it don't break it baby
Shake it don't break it baby
Shake it don't break it baby
Shake it don't break it
Baby
Ah yay
You little soul shaker love removal machine
You little love removal machine
You little fun removal love removal machine
Love removal love removal machine
You little fun remover fun removal machine
You little love removal machine
You little soul shaker love removal machine
Look out here she comes
Look out here she comes
I said, look out here she comes
Look out here she comes, ya ya
Shake it don't break it baby
Shake it don't break it baby
Shake it don't break it baby
Shake it don't break it
Baby
Ah yay
Love Removal Machine by Death Menace February 6, 2023
So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love
This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love
So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of
If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some only cans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So i hope that you can handle 330mil
So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love
If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some only cans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So i hope that you can handle 330mil
So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love
So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love by Dreamsmpurbandict June 19, 2022
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