louwtjie 

aka satan's little helper - the guy in the red suit that always sits on your shoulder and whispers no-good in your ear.

jesus. you look like shit.
yeah. louwtjie stoppped by with a gram and it all went pear-shaped. what day is it?
thursday.
fuck.

louwtjie by alan June 14, 2004

louwtjie 

An Afrikaans version of Loki: the Norse god of lies and trickery, the most underappreciated and misunderstood of the Norse Gods. Loki is often called the Sly One, the Trickster, the Shape Changer, Sky Traveler and the Side Kick.

According to Norse myth Loki is the god of mischief, according to Afrikaans myth Louwtjie is the god of 'kattekwaad', also known as 'die myn konyn'.

jaunbrand's mom called him 'louwtjie'.

ma! waar is die kaalblad-tydskrif?
dis in die laai, louwtjie!
o dankie ma! ek dog fano het dit!

ma! waar is die dagga?
dis in die laai, louwtjie!
o dankie ma! ek dog jy het als opgerook!

louwtjie by alan June 2, 2004

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008