Lourice is a girl with the most fastest, juiciest, biggest, voluptuous, sexiest gyatt humankind has ever seen. I have dreams of eating it one day. OFTEN, I lay awake at night thinking about it AND when I'm sad it's the only thing that can cheer me up just by watching it go up and down. ONE DAY I WILL EAT IT AND WHEN I DO LOURICE IS NEVA GNA WANNA LEAVE. ;)
One of a kind, as unique as the name. A class all her own. Well rounded person. Highly intelligent. A modest, caring person Usually tries to lay low, but can’t help to stand out. Naturally beautiful, exotic like, high sex appeal, so much that they try to hide it to not draw attention. Larger than life personality, speaks her mind and stands up for righteousness. Her opinion is one you'd want to go by. A person you will never forget. One night with her will change your sex life forever. And waking up to her will make you fall madley in love.
Person 1: There was this chick I knew, you would've love her. That girl was funner than sin.
Person 2: Whose that?
Person 1: LAURICE! I can't believe i still think of her after all these years.
Person 2: Hmm .. Beautiful name. That's different. Seems interesting.
The perfect and sweetest girl, hands down. Generally, an awesome girl and super cute. She acts quiet and shy at first but is actually hilarious and sometimes brutally honest. Super nice and sees the best in everyone and everything. Happy. Just optimistic and happiness radiates off her. Probably loves coffee. Clumsy, yet classy. Fascinated with everything. Skilled at everything and holds potential but doesn't brag about it. Most likely will be in the library reading. Will give out gifts for every little thing and will feel bad for doing something as little as not smiling at a stranger. However, she secretely has negative thoughts and needs some comfort. She can be easily discouraged but will act happy to not bring down anyone else. Once she reaches her limit, she'll disappear.
Lourienne: "Aww look a cute bug!" *trips and falls over a pebble* "Oh no! I ruined the sidewalk!"
Effortlessly friendly, motherly, and secretly sensitive. Always tries to fix anyone's problems which sometimes can be misunderstood as being nosey. Loves a good time. Family oriented. The one people go to for advise.
"I don't know what I would have done if Laurice hadn't helped me."
Laurice is a very sensual female. But watchout she has two sides to her and can be very hot and cold. She can party with the best of them but tends to be an introvert, someone who can enjoy her own company. When Laurice is in an relationship she has the ability to give her all if her partner does the same. Laurice is very intelligent, sexy, honest, risk taking, and loveable. Usually any man that gets caught in her web will fall hard for her.
sexy,smart,loveableLaurice is a very sensual female. But watchout she has two sides to her and can be very hot and cold. She can party with the best of them but tends to be an introvert, someone who can enjoy her own company. When Laurice is in an relationship she has the ability to give her all if her partner does the same. Laurice is very intelligent, sexy, honest, risk taking, and loveable. Usually any man that gets caught in her web will fall hard for her.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*