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lourie

noun
Pronounced louw ree
Used to describe an individual with any of the following faults.
Little or no intelligence or sense.
Being the joke of the school.
Have a vocabulary of less than two hundred words.
Says and does anything and everything in the name of recognition and acceptance.
Can be described as a complete retard.
Appears to have social standings beyond what his character warrants.

The word derives from an actual person who showed all of these foibles.
A)Guess who Kats going to the ball with.
B)who?
A)The most pathetic moron in the whole school.
B)You don't mean...?
A)Yup.
B)But that guy has to be the biggest lourie I have ever seen.
A)I know I know..
B)But this is totally fucked up, I mean if he was I nice guy I could understand her doing him a favour, but hes a real dick with no balls. Hes not the type of person who laughs when old people fall, that would require some independance... No, he would wait for someone to laugh first before joining in. Thats what a complete waste of space that guy is.
A)You're so right.
B)I know I'm right so why does shit like this keep happening in my life, it's like some sick joke.
A)Maybe we should start acting like half our brains been removed then amazingly pretty girls might ask us to balls.
B)HA
by MDJ Johnson October 5, 2006
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hugh laurie

A very talented English actor. He often collaborates with Stephen Fry, his best friend since they went to Cambridge together.
Person 1: In the United States, Hugh Laurie is best known for his role in House M.D.
Person 2: Those who live in England have his other works more readily available, the lucky barstads.
Person 1: That's 'bastards', otherwise good.
by Emmaline August 2, 2005
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blew a louie

A huge wad of snotspit propelled from one's mouth
"WOW! Dat guy just blew a Louie outta he car winda ".
by Mr.Tissue January 31, 2018
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shave tail louie

" Shave tail " was a term originally used in the 19th century among U.S. cavalry regiments. Newly assigned cavalry troopers were given horses with a shaved tail, to let other troopers know that the rider was dangerously inexperienced, and should be given extra room to maneuver during training. " Louie " is a nickname for lieutenant, the lowest ranking, and least experienced, rank among U.S. Marine Corps officers."
In Avatar, "Colonel Quaritch mentions that being on Pandora made him feel "like a shave tail Louie."
by Kiwi.baby April 19, 2018
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Loubriel

Awesome and unique last name originating from France which only the most beautiful and intelligent Puerto Ricans possess. Being a Loubriel means that you are of a superior human quality.
She is the most beautiful and intelligent woman I've ever met; she must be a Loubriel.
by PreciousGem219 June 13, 2013
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Louie Gohmert Pyle

Without a doubt, the stupidest person who has ever held a seat in Congress.
Louie Gohmert Pyle makes Gomer Pyle look like a Rhodes Scholar.
by LaughingAloud December 27, 2022
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Lourdes

a strong independent woman who is also the sarcasm queen
Lourdes is such a Lourdes
by Ravi the Gorilla October 2, 2016
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