lourie 

noun
Pronounced louw ree
Used to describe an individual with any of the following faults.
Little or no intelligence or sense.
Being the joke of the school.
Have a vocabulary of less than two hundred words.
Says and does anything and everything in the name of recognition and acceptance.
Can be described as a complete retard.
Appears to have social standings beyond what his character warrants.

The word derives from an actual person who showed all of these foibles.

A)Guess who Kats going to the ball with.
B)who?
A)The most pathetic moron in the whole school.
B)You don't mean...?
A)Yup.
B)But that guy has to be the biggest lourie I have ever seen.
A)I know I know..
B)But this is totally fucked up, I mean if he was I nice guy I could understand her doing him a favour, but hes a real dick with no balls. Hes not the type of person who laughs when old people fall, that would require some independance... No, he would wait for someone to laugh first before joining in. Thats what a complete waste of space that guy is.
A)You're so right.
B)I know I'm right so why does shit like this keep happening in my life, it's like some sick joke.
A)Maybe we should start acting like half our brains been removed then amazingly pretty girls might ask us to balls.
B)HA

lourie by MDJ Johnson October 5, 2006

hugh laurie 

A very talented English actor. He often collaborates with Stephen Fry, his best friend since they went to Cambridge together.

Person 1: In the United States, Hugh Laurie is best known for his role in House M.D.
Person 2: Those who live in England have his other works more readily available, the lucky barstads.
Person 1: That's 'bastards', otherwise good.

hugh laurie by Emmaline August 2, 2005

blew a louie 

A huge wad of snotspit propelled from one's mouth

"WOW! Dat guy just blew a Louie outta he car winda ".

blew a louie by Mr.Tissue January 31, 2018

shave tail louie 

" Shave tail " was a term originally used in the 19th century among U.S. cavalry regiments. Newly assigned cavalry troopers were given horses with a shaved tail, to let other troopers know that the rider was dangerously inexperienced, and should be given extra room to maneuver during training. " Louie " is a nickname for lieutenant, the lowest ranking, and least experienced, rank among U.S. Marine Corps officers."

In Avatar, "Colonel Quaritch mentions that being on Pandora made him feel "like a shave tail Louie."

shave tail louie by Kiwi.baby April 19, 2018

Loubriel 

Awesome and unique last name originating from France which only the most beautiful and intelligent Puerto Ricans possess. Being a Loubriel means that you are of a superior human quality.

She is the most beautiful and intelligent woman I've ever met; she must be a Loubriel.

Loubriel by PreciousGem219 June 13, 2013

Louie Gohmert Pyle 

Without a doubt, the stupidest person who has ever held a seat in Congress.

Louie Gohmert Pyle makes Gomer Pyle look like a Rhodes Scholar.

Louie Gohmert Pyle by LaughingAloud December 27, 2022

Lourdes 

a strong independent woman who is also the sarcasm queen

Lourdes is such a Lourdes

Lourdes by Ravi the Gorilla October 2, 2016