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Luis Rivera 

Luis, the perfect boyfriend, the perfect person you’ll ever meet, the most amazing smile that can make anyone happy, the most mesmerizing eyes, someone that you can fall in love with 🥺. Someone that you’ll never get tired of, someone who will never judge you no matter what you do, someone that treats you like you’re the most important person in the world, someone that isn’t easy to find, someone who never makes you feel embarrassed, someone that’s really goofy and funny, someone that makes you smile everyday, someone who makes you feel like you actually have a purpose in living, someone that makes your day with a simple text, and someone that means everything to me and always will. Luis you’re someone that I look forward to spending the rest of my life with, someone that I can’t wait to get matching motorcycles with even though I’m kinda scared, someone that is caring, someone who is a dream bf, any girl could wish for but too bad because you’re only mine🥺❤️.
Someone that cuddles with his doggie, someone that i can’t imagine losing, someone that hugs his little bear (lil billy), someone that I love with ALL MY HEART, someone that I am so glad I met, someone that I would do ANYTHING FOR! Someone that makes you smile by just thinking of him, someone that you get butterflies from by just a simple text, someone who I wish I could give the world too, someone who’s going to be an amazing dad some day, my future husband and the dad of my kids, someone who changed for me, someone who supports me and my decisions, someone I want to lay next to and give a million kisses to, someone who keeps their promises, someone who listens to me, someone’s who willing to change for me, someone who I talk abt with my friends and my mom, someone that actually knows how to treat me, someone that’s really overprotective, someone who I can’t wait to grow old with, someone that doesn’t ask to see my body, someone that doesn’t make me uncomfortable, someone I could trust at my best and at my worst, you’re someone who I will never in my life stop loving. I love you!! Luis Rivera

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004