Loper

Someone suffering, by no fault of his own, from male pattern baldness.

That brother is wearing a hat to cover his bald spot; he's a loper big-time.

by DimDog March 5, 2007

loper

A person who you are hooking up with or flirting with unbeknownst to the general public/your friends. Usually facilitated through sketchy text messages.

Dude, she is texting her loper.

Why are you leaving the party early, to meet up with your loper?

by loper April 27, 2008

loper

From North County San diego.
It means someone who is chill and just lopes it hard. A loper can also be a party with strickly the bros and the danks..

yeah man that guy is chill, hes definatley a loper.

Yeah dude cruise over were just haveing a loper at my house.

by Colton April 4, 2005

Loper

Someone who lives, or was born in, Michigan's Lower Penninsula. The opposite of Yooper; used more by Yooper than by Lopers themselves.

"You don't know your way around the Escanaba? You must be a Loper."

by Writer@Large January 31, 2005

Loper

Overworked, underpaid horse trainers assistant. Without a good loper everything goes to shit real quick. Lopers have a love hate relationship with their job, but at the and if the day many would not know what to do with themselves without horses. They are gritty, tough, a little wild, but have hearts of gold.

Bro did you see that new loper Matt’s. She’s badass

by Smartlildualrey January 17, 2022

loper dank

this is a word of german origin that describes something very cool and sneaky and also describes little fat dogs.

that fat little dog is such a loper dank...i think his name is jack

by super senior brandon boggs March 23, 2005

half loper

Noun: The in between stages of an erection. Not a full fledged boner, and not quite flacid.

I fell asleep on the couch, and woke up with a half loper.

by _salesman_ May 14, 2005