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The act of someone altering your ideals of beauty by being attractive in so many ways, including physically, as to redefine beauty for you entirely; The act of being humbled with respect to your superficial manners of categorizing and simplifying the world around you using arbitrary standards (and asinine statements) which have no real relationship to reality, true desire or appreciation of beauty; the act of admitting that, no matter what ideals of beauty one holds true in general, most of the time the greatest beauties that are expeerinced in life are those which challenge prefabricated, prescriptive and ultimately limiting ideals.
A foolish young woman was lopezed by a dashing man who wore a funny helmet when he rode his bike through center city traffic at rush hour.
lopezed by M. Kearney August 24, 2005
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When you either are driving your daddy/granddaddy/or uncles whip, and a cop pulls you over, and you haven't obtained or do not have your state issued Drivers License on you. And as a consiquence the police officer foricibly makes you show your pubic hair as proof of age.
Micah got lopezed last week and his court date is on thursday
Left Eye Lopez got lopezed
Lopezed by Benny Crack January 5, 2008

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026