lop dick 

A pathetic loser not even capable of getting hard. Usually male but can be female. Could also mean a soft or weak person. Someone who's penis lops in a directions or another. Usually down, but can be sideways or upwards. Not curved, but lopped.

You lop dick. Dude you are a lop dick. You lop dick bastard. That lop dick boss of mine is making me do his work for him again. Or that lop dick brother of mine can't fight his own battles. That guy last night had a lop dick. For some reason I only seem to date lop dicks.

lop dick by Dirty Southerner May 12, 2006

Lop Dick Ass 

Someone who can’t cut it in a team setting.

Someone who requires others to pick up their slack.

Someone who can’t cut it in a team setting.

Jake and his mustache doesn’t want any “Lop Dick Ass” on his team of All stars.

Hey guys look at that “LDA” he can’t do anything right....what a dummy.

Lop Dick Ass by Man with too much time March 12, 2021

Lop Ass Dick 

A person that nobody wants around.

Someone who just can’t cut it in a team setting.

Someone who requires others to pick up their slack.

Jake and his mustache don’t want “Lop Ass Dicks” on his team of All stars.

Lop Ass Dick by Man with too much time March 11, 2021