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loosy goosey 

a hand rolled (poorly) object intended to be smoked (for example a rollie, joint ect) but is too loose.
James: twos?
David: sure here you go
James: woh this is abit loosy goosey, did you roll this?
David: *embarresed he lies* no
loosy goosey by MMMMPickle November 26, 2007

loosy goosey 

girlll with a loooosyy vajay jay aka slut
she can get it in because she is a loosy goosey
loosy goosey by sandl October 12, 2010

loosey goosey 

Not following prescribed guidelines or general societal expectations. Very casual. Bypassing certain boundaries.
Jack always comes to work late. I guess both he and the boss are loosey goosey when it comes to punctuality.
loosey goosey by GarthF December 28, 2005

Loosey Goosey Solution 

When a girl has a really loose vagina and you stick your hand inside along with your dick and jerk off inside.
My wife had a baby the other day, she let me perform the loosey goosey fix on that dialation. And that's the loosey goosey solution

Loosey Goosey 

This term is used to describe a girl who is so loose that you a guy can't feel anything during sex.
After I had sex with Taylor Green, I realized she was a loosey goosey bitch, because i couldn't feel a thing.
Loosey Goosey by kitty139 May 15, 2009

loosey goosey 

when a female vagina is so loose it's like having sex with a warm bucket of water, basically....
it's the act of being a giant whore
wow this girl BMJ is such a fucking loosey goosey
she touches SP tiny wang every day for 10 cents
WOW that is loose
loosey goosey by CC&BJ January 25, 2007
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