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loose tooth 

Food lion associate that goes above and beyond the call of duty. Expected to have a lisp.

loose tooth 

Moose Tooth Grill associate that goes above and beyond the call of duty. Expected to have a lisp.

loose tooth. 

A pain I'm having right now. In fact, my tooth fucking hurts so bad that it is like a million rams hitting you til you are knocked out but cows come out of nowhere and cum on you then rip your eyes out then bulls come out and gore you in the heart then eat you with their sharp teeth. Yea.. It is pretty bad.. So brush your teeth to avoid that shit.

hanging like a loose tooth 

On the verge of homeless, bankruptcy and/or death.
"How ya doing, Chauncy?"
"I'm hanging like a loose tooth. I got laid off, I'm two months behind on my rent, my wallet's empty, and my car was just repo'd."

Eddie and Eva caught swine flu. They're hanging like a loose tooth.

Loose Or Toothless?

A game you can play with the local female meth addict where you wear a blindfold, and insert your penis into either her loose vagina or her toothless mouth (to be chosen by your co-contestants). Then you have to guess which orifice. Winners get to drink more beer, while the losers have to mack down on the inserted hole.

Usually played with a crowd of drunken college guys and one or more methmouthed whore.
Jeff: Hey bud, you gonna play "Loose Or Toothless?" at the frat party tonight?
Paul: No man, I'm swingin' out to the bar tonight to see if I can pick me up a club sandwich.

Melissa: So, you were playing "Loose Or Toothless?" last night at the party I hear.
Kelly: Yeah, I've never been so humiliated in my life. But they were feeding me pills and I was doing Yeager Bombs all night....and then there was this guy who set himself on fire....and I put it out for him by pissing on him and.... then they made me drink my own urine....so I still had a good time....I think....What were we talking about?
Loose Or Toothless? by Mike Oxbeg December 2, 2011

Loosetooth McGuillicutte 

An old hag that spontaneously appears on the city streets. A loosetooth mcguillicutte has one tooth, of which is loose.
A loosetooth mcguillicutte suddenly appeared as I was walking to my afternoon job.
Loosetooth McGuillicutte by 'tavi November 12, 2003