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a pleasure tool for old lady's with saggy vaginas
hey Hun, can you go grab me my loooag?
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loosagne 

A multi-layered toilet treat akin to a nice meaty lasagne dinner. You can celebrate a 'Loosagne' after taking a poop and commencing the wipe action. During wipe-time the need for another poop ensues leading to a second shitty layer being neatly placed on top of the paper, and so the cycle continues. Anything more than 2 poop layers and you can consider yourself a Loosagne master. The cheesy topping is optional, but highly recommended !
Sorry I'm late, I got caught out by an unexpected need to bake a loosagne.
loosagne by ustinkypoo July 9, 2016
Related Words
you got any lootage?
lootage by elcochinoe November 1, 2003
Loofage is a language which you use when you are bored. This language consists of words that are mixed together. Ex. Lol+Oof = Loof, and Loof+Language= Loofage. Loofage has many words like, Woal (woah and cool), Belp (I'm bored, help), Okure (Okay and Sure) which all have very useful meanings.
I'm bored so I will speak Loofage, Belp!
Loofage by Stevanshrali April 4, 2020
sewing a series of thread loops made around the main stitches of a mend between the button and the fabric.
After Cat finished sewing a button on to her shirt, she added some loopage to be sure the mend was strong.
loopage by Brian Williams February 4, 2005

loonagen 

A crazy person.. a mixture of a loonie and a hoolagen. someone who does ridiculous, random things either under the influence, or not.
Joni was acting like a straight up loonagen at the party last night!
loonagen by tmonizzle143 November 9, 2010

loolagans 

See "looligans"

Looters + hooligans

People who loots and acts like a hooligan at the same time.
"Stupid loolagans messing around on public streets!"
loolagans by sst2 June 16, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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