A multi-layered toilet treat akin to a nice meaty lasagne dinner. You can celebrate a 'Loosagne' after taking a poop and commencing the wipe action. During wipe-time the need for another poop ensues leading to a second shitty layer being neatly placed on top of the paper, and so the cycle continues. Anything more than 2 poop layers and you can consider yourself a Loosagne master. The cheesy topping is optional, but highly recommended !
Sorry I'm late, I got caught out by an unexpectedneed to bake a loosagne.
Loofage is a language which you use when you are bored. This language consists of words that are mixed together. Ex. Lol+Oof = Loof, and Loof+Language= Loofage. Loofage has many words like, Woal (woah and cool), Belp (I'm bored, help), Okure (Okay and Sure) which all have very useful meanings.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.