lonley man

A Lonley man is a sad pathetic male who desperately needs to get laid and has been without a lover for a very long time, possibly forever. He is someone who is not to be trusted. He hasn't had any attention and pussy in so long he may strike in anger. Lonley men are know for being extremely boring , fugly, and suck in bed. He usually masturbates to get relief and thinks of You every time. Beware Lonley Men become Mental and begin to believe that masturbating is not make believe but, it is real to him and extremely creepy

The sad lonley man was addmited into an impatient Mental hospital and found someone just as fucked up as him and finally found ba suitable mate.

by TomCollins1 January 11, 2018

The Lonely Man

A strategy used by men looking to pick up women usually at a bar or social gathering, consisting of him either pretending to be alone or actually being alone as a strategic way of having women who notice he is by himself to approach him.

"Check this out guys, i'm gonna try The Lonely Man and see if i get lucky". -Pretending

"F*ck it, im just gonna go out alone tonight and try The Lonely Man". -Actually alone

by JensenR September 1, 2013

lonely man's oyster

a fresh shot of you own semen in your hand palm, to be eaten when fresh

yesterday night I had a fresh lonely man's oyster after enjoying that new video on pornhub

by nesieg ed kcorb March 6, 2020

Lonely Man's Bukake

To be masturbating and climax into one's own eyes
Temporarily blinding themselves with semen, giving them a stinging sensation, because of the millions of microscopic sperm cells dancing on their pupil.

"AHHHHH, WHAT THE FUCK!?
Shit, this is a Lonely Man's Bukake.
Fuck, that stings"

by Lord hamster molester the 5th July 5, 2022

lonely mans wrist

Lonely mans wrist is the equivalent of Carpal Tunnel but for when a man masturbates too much. Often achieved after excessive clicking on porn sites or from the dirty act itself.

Guy 1: Hey man why are you wearing a wrist brace?

Guy 2: I got a mad case of Lonely mans wrist.

Guy 1: you better Ice that man.

by Punky Jewster April 11, 2014

Lonely mans

Lonely mans, the guy who sits up and ponders life while his room mate is getting the sloppiest of all domes

Dude, Everett is a god damn lonely mans

by Terminal Privates December 18, 2018

LonelyMans

Colloquially used name for people who watch OnlyFans.

"Hey son get offa that laptop, go outside, and even just TRY find yoself a LADY, PLEASE! Everytime I come home from work you watchin same girl and giving her 'Gifts' from the Allowance money I give You! How many times I gotta tell you 'Only LonelyMans pay for OnlyFans '! Now go tell your imaginary gf ALL you can gift her for a month is just your smooth talkin... I'm sure she'll understand."

by UrbanEncyclopedia July 12, 2023