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Long Island girls 

A member of the female sex that hails from Nassau or Suffolk county; technically, Queens and Kings (Brooklyn) county females are "Long Island" girls, but out in the real world you'll get looks for saying that.

Many of them do strange things like wear their hair like they're Native Americans going to war, fake eyelashes, too much make-up etc. At least they put a great deal of care into their appearance.

Some of them come from well-off families. Some of the girls from Long Island go to college at the University at Buffalo; this saves them about $15,000 a year in tuition vs. most NYC universities, which they proceed to bilk their parents out of by getting them to buy them a new car. Frankly, I'm impressed by their cleverness.

Overall, they're girls like any other. I personally have found the Long Island girls I've met to be very friendly and sweet (and I'm not the best looking guy by any means), so I would say the stereotype of them being shallow is a little inaccurate.

No comment on the stereotype about them being airheads, though.
#1

ME: UB has been around since the 19th century. Do you think Long Island girls came up from the city back in the 1800's to go to school here like they do today?

MY FRIEND LAUGHS: I doubt it.

ME: But can you just picture them coming onto campus in a horse-and-buggy, wearing those old outfits with the giant hooped skirts down to their ankles--

MY FRIEND: --and talking with those accents?

We both bust out laughing

#2

ME: Every Long Island girl I've met has been very sweet to me, despite the fact that I'm no Fabio. They're the butt of a lot of jokes, especially here at UB, but most of them are decent people. I will always have a soft spot in my heart for them. I kinda hope I marry a Long Island girl someday.
Long Island girls by corcan October 19, 2010
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long island girls 

dumb girls who wear their hair in messy buns and think it looks cute. flip flops and sweatpants are daily attire because theyre from victoria's secret. big juicy bags and school sweatshirts complete a snotty long island girl, along with a nasty attitude and an attitute that is better than everyone else. roosevelt field is their main attraction.
kaite: omg do you see those long island girls?
nicole: yea, they actually think they look nice
katie: they look like they just rolled out of bed.
long island girls by biancaaa January 15, 2008

Long Island Girls 

A subset of the female species that is attracted to anything tacky and expensive. They have adapted to solely wearing Uggs footwear, even when the temperature surpasses eighty degrees Fahrenheit. In the winter, they most often wear their Uggs with a substitute of leggings instead of pants, completely unaware of the fact that no one in hell wants to see their black-clad asscheeks. In the summer, they wear their Uggs with miniskirts, even though the outfit clearly defies logical sense and, moreover, good taste. They also tend to wear oversized sweatshirts depicting some nonexistent sports team that they like to pretend that they play for. In addition, to make things ever worse, they speak with one of the most irritating accents in the world, dragging their vowels out and over- accentuating their s's.
Person 1: Those are Long Island Girls.
Person 2: How do you know?
Person 1: Look at their ugly ass Uggs, those fugly leggings with their muffin tops spilling over, and the same tacky Hollister/Aeropostale/Abercrombie and Fitch tote bags that they're all carrying around.
Long Island Girls by ChloeDaria February 21, 2009

Long Island Girl 

Some of these girls are snobby, rich, fake tanned prissy girls. and yes some of them wear their Uggs in the summer with a mini skirt, and again yes some of them pay waaaayyy too much for their clothes and bags...correction daddy pays waaayy to much for their clothes and bags. But, some of us are strong gorgeous women who are driven. some of us are down to earth fun girls who are just real people who get associate with a horrible stereotype of being completely standoffish and bitchy toward everyone. some of us don't talk with a strong accent at all and speak quite eloquently. some of us are judged by those who don't know two anything about long island and the people who live here. And lastly some of us "Long Island girls" who are smart beautiful and kind, don't like being grouped into this idea of what we should be. Thank you!
Person not from Long Island: Your from Long Island?! Really!? You don't sound or look like it!?
Long island girl: Oh I'm sorry I didn't know we were our own species. I'll change my self as to fit your stereotype of us. So what about you? You don't look like an ignorant ass. I guess you just can't judge by looks anymore.
Long Island Girl by Nat87 March 21, 2009

long island girl 

Today, we salute you, trendy Long Island girl. In your retarded furry boots, you understand that following a crowd is a small price to pay for the approval of your peers. Sure, your huge overpriced designer handbag and oversized pearls may appear to have been stolen from your grandmother, but we rest assured that your daddy bought them for you fair and square. And yes, you may be snobby to every guy that approaches you, but we know that you're only doing them a favor because you are in fact a bitch with an annoying accent. So here's to you trendy Long Island girl, because everyone knows that behind your dyed blonde hair and falsely-tanned skin there sits a real person in the driver's seat of that Lexus SUV; and that real person... is a pale brunette. So do us all a favor and go back.
Guy 1: Is that girl with the furry boats in the Lexus think shes better than everyone?
Guy 2: No shes a bitch
Guy 3: Oh a Long Island girl
long island girl by RJ Thelin November 25, 2005
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