long crotch

When the legging of a young wench does not fittith to the form of her nether regions.

sally forth good people of the long crotch, for it hath snown, and there is much chode to be had

look at that girls long crotch, she should get some tighter fitting jeans.

by flacid twat November 19, 2010

long crotch

a really skinny person who has a really long crotch area

That bathing suit must be made for a girl with long crotch because the waist is really skinny but its really long.

by The Dryer Sheets May 13, 2005

long bottom crotch

Mostly used to in reference to the style &/or fit of the crotch area of womens jean pants. If looking at a pair of pants from their front side it's visabky noticeable that the lowest part of the seam between the legs hangs farrrr below the waist line.

Him-- What do you think of these jeans?

Me-- lmfao fuck no; I would never wear those long bottom crotch motherfuckers.

by Ivanna play October 19, 2023

longcrotch

to wear shorts very high waisted so it looks like you have a long crotch.

did you see lauryn what a longcrotch.

by i'mawesomenoyournot June 29, 2010

Pippi Longcrotching

Derived from the Swedish fictional children's character, an affliction that can occur in men at any when they have a difficult time wearing slacks off-the-shelf. While fitting these pant sizes, they find that a given waist size is too small, and subsequently move up to the next waist size, only to find that the length of the crotch approaches the mid-thigh length, or beyond. The trouser gives the appearance of an untailored look, and reveals an overly long front panel and extended crotch.

Lee: "Dude, new slacks"?

Tom: "Yeah"

Lee: "Wow man, did you get those off the shelf? They don't fit! You're sporting the Pippi Longcrotching look."

Tom: "I know.... What you looking at anyway?"

Lee: "Hard not to notice, bro, sorry."

by ab5sr March 2, 2010