long boarder

someone who has moved on from "new school" skate boarding to a more faster variety of skating. long boaders can't do many tricks but kick a*se at speed. long boards are easier to learn to ride than skate bpards as they have more balance, but once you get into long boadrs with suspension and add the speed it's really quite hard. Long Boards are Exceptionally good for "bum boarding" and "twin Tagging". Both are where you sit on the board and go down a huge steep street...like melafont street, twin tagging is just where it's two people on the one board.. normally you twin tag if it's your frist time and sit at the front. Long boarders are not skaters, and are generally tougher...therefore if you call one a skater fag you will ganerally get beaten up.

random: get a life you skater fag
long boarder: what did you call me?
random: skater fag
long boarder: *bashes random*
random: *spends next 6 months in hospital recovering*

long boarder by Jax The Next Ripper September 18, 2006

Long Boarder

A person who finds joy in riding a long-board or longer skateboard

Usually a typical college douche bag who trys to fit in with everybody else and beacuse he/she has no skills they give long boarding a go.

Sometime the usual try hard white rasta with dreadlocks as well.

The typical "im so indie I like donavon frankenrieter and go home try to paint but I really suck ass" person who trys not to conform to the typical sports of today by conforming to an semi-alternative lifestyle of long-boarding.

Too kool for skateboarding not to kool for long boarding.

Skater 1: Do you know mark that douche bag that does art?

Skater:2 Yeah

Skater 1: Yeah hes a long boarder

Skater 2: Wow hes kool and alternative, I hope im as kool as him some day

Long Boarder by HircineXex August 22, 2010

long boarded 

when you ride a BIG dick. like i’m talking BBC. usually with guys named jadyn(any spelling works)

yooo i long boarded so hard last night

long boarded by dont@me57 November 1, 2019

longboarders 

people who ride longboards

Joe: Who are those guys?
Bob: Those are the longboarders

longboarders by Swag Master Jay June 3, 2013

longboarder 

Person who normally rides a longboard skateboard rather than a more traditional short skateboard. While most (not all) skateboarders tend to have a tendency to attempt to be cool by rebelling against society by listening to music with no flow to it and by hating everyone around them; Longboarders are generally more chilled out; Opting for more peaceful genres of music like Ska and also just skate to enjoy the ride, not to act like cocky jerks to everybody.

Skater - Man... People all suck. I hate my parents who pretty much payed for this board.

Longboarder - That's too bad bra. I'm just trying to enjoy life as it comes dude

Skater - Well you're a pussy too!

Longboarder - Damn...

*Karma.. Skateboarder crashes in freak accident after failing a trick and ends up on Scarred. There's his 15 minutes of fame*

longboarder by Masa Thor July 7, 2008

longboarder 

an intelligente person who is usually more chill than a regular skateboarder and is less likely to do drugs. sometimes an adrenaline junkie

skater: hey man wanna smoke some weed
longboarder : no thanks bruh I'm to busy bombing hills and chillin

longboarder by nerdcustomlongboards December 18, 2012

Longboarder 

People who ride boards with a limited range of tricks and usually consider themselves better than skateboarders because they can go fast and "look cool"

"wow that guy is such a poser, who is he?"
"he's a longboarder"

Longboarder by Tyler the Inventor April 2, 2014