longboarder 

Person who normally rides a longboard skateboard rather than a more traditional short skateboard. While most (not all) skateboarders tend to have a tendency to attempt to be cool by rebelling against society by listening to music with no flow to it and by hating everyone around them; Longboarders are generally more chilled out; Opting for more peaceful genres of music like Ska and also just skate to enjoy the ride, not to act like cocky jerks to everybody.

Skater - Man... People all suck. I hate my parents who pretty much payed for this board.

Longboarder - That's too bad bra. I'm just trying to enjoy life as it comes dude

Skater - Well you're a pussy too!

Longboarder - Damn...

*Karma.. Skateboarder crashes in freak accident after failing a trick and ends up on Scarred. There's his 15 minutes of fame*

longboarder by Masa Thor July 7, 2008

longboarder 

an intelligente person who is usually more chill than a regular skateboarder and is less likely to do drugs. sometimes an adrenaline junkie

skater: hey man wanna smoke some weed
longboarder : no thanks bruh I'm to busy bombing hills and chillin

longboarder by nerdcustomlongboards December 18, 2012

Longboarder 

People who ride boards with a limited range of tricks and usually consider themselves better than skateboarders because they can go fast and "look cool"

"wow that guy is such a poser, who is he?"
"he's a longboarder"

Longboarder by Tyler the Inventor April 2, 2014

Longboarder 

A bias individual who uses/rides a longboard as a means of compensation for their lack of masculinity/ Inflation of one's ego.

To inflate the masculinity/ego, the longboarder will tend to look down on others on the basis of:

- Sexual Oreintation
- Race
- Skateboarding
- Rollerblading

Person 1:Hey want to go do something?

Longboarder: Naw, I am going to go longboard

Person 2: Oh ok, Let's go then.

Longboarder:No gays allowed.

Person 3: Excuse me!? That has nothing to do with longboarding.

Longboarder: we don't accept your kind.

(Longboarder takes off on longboard and is hit by a bus.)

Longboarder by Carl Dowling October 8, 2009

Longboarder 

An individual who rides a longboard. Unfortunately many of these individuals use longboards for purposes other than sport, transportation, or general relaxation, who is typically an egocentric douchebag and believe cruising on what is essentially an elongated traditional skateboard, makes their scrotum seem larger than it actually is. However unfortunately because of this many people have a negative preconceived nation about these individuals and will proceed to harass them even if they are using it for a genuine purpose.

Noun:

Greg: hey Phil lets go hang out with Stew.
Phill: nah man, he's a longboarder. He probably smokes a shit load of weed and thinks he's cool because of it.

Longboarder by X_Juul_is_cuul_X April 17, 2019

longboarding 

a sport very near to skate boarding, but involes you screaming down hills at any speed up to around 45mph

longboarding ig great! everyone shud get a longboard

longboarding by steve! April 18, 2005

longboarders 

people who ride longboards

Joe: Who are those guys?
Bob: Those are the longboarders

longboarders by Swag Master Jay June 3, 2013