People who ride boards with a limited range of tricks and usually consider themselves better than skateboarders because they can go fast and "look cool"
by Tyler the Inventor March 11, 2014
A bias individual who uses/rides a longboard as a means of compensation for their lack of masculinity/ Inflation of one's ego.
To inflate the masculinity/ego, the longboarder will tend to look down on others on the basis of:
- Sexual Oreintation
- Race
- Skateboarding
- Rollerblading
To inflate the masculinity/ego, the longboarder will tend to look down on others on the basis of:
- Sexual Oreintation
- Race
- Skateboarding
- Rollerblading
Person 1:Hey want to go do something?
Longboarder: Naw, I am going to go longboard
Person 2: Oh ok, Let's go then.
Longboarder:No gays allowed.
Person 3: Excuse me!? That has nothing to do with longboarding.
Longboarder: we don't accept your kind.
(Longboarder takes off on longboard and is hit by a bus.)
Longboarder: Naw, I am going to go longboard
Person 2: Oh ok, Let's go then.
Longboarder:No gays allowed.
Person 3: Excuse me!? That has nothing to do with longboarding.
Longboarder: we don't accept your kind.
(Longboarder takes off on longboard and is hit by a bus.)
by Carl Dowling October 08, 2009
An individual who rides a longboard. Unfortunately many of these individuals use longboards for purposes other than sport, transportation, or general relaxation, who is typically an egocentric douchebag and believe cruising on what is essentially an elongated traditional skateboard, makes their scrotum seem larger than it actually is. However unfortunately because of this many people have a negative preconceived nation about these individuals and will proceed to harass them even if they are using it for a genuine purpose.
Noun:
Greg: hey Phil lets go hang out with Stew.
Phill: nah man, he's a longboarder. He probably smokes a shit load of weed and thinks he's cool because of it.
Greg: hey Phil lets go hang out with Stew.
Phill: nah man, he's a longboarder. He probably smokes a shit load of weed and thinks he's cool because of it.
by X_Juul_is_cuul_X April 18, 2019
a sport very near to skate boarding, but involes you screaming down hills at any speed up to around 45mph
by steve! April 18, 2005
by Swag Master Jay June 04, 2013
a skateboard meant for speedboarding, transportation, slalom, carving, sliding, boardwalking, racing of any other kind. longboards are not necessarily longer than freestyle skateboards. there are longboards from 22" to 103" and probably outside of that range as well.
a typical longboard is 44" long, 9.5" wide with a 28" wheelbase, has 70X45mm 80a wheels, is bent upward (camber) and is flexible with a 5 ply maple deck with fiberglass cloth epoxied onto the deck under the griptape, has a rear kicktail but no nose, has 180mm reverse-kingpin trucks with soft that bushings that allow a 7' turning radius
a typical longboard is 44" long, 9.5" wide with a 28" wheelbase, has 70X45mm 80a wheels, is bent upward (camber) and is flexible with a 5 ply maple deck with fiberglass cloth epoxied onto the deck under the griptape, has a rear kicktail but no nose, has 180mm reverse-kingpin trucks with soft that bushings that allow a 7' turning radius
"i'm sick of riding this unturnable hard-little-wheeled popsicle stick around campus, i should order a longboard"
by akary May 06, 2005
by smokeyp55 August 17, 2011