Lollard

One who uses "LOL" with such frequency it implies a total disconnection with the conversation and, thusly, reality.

From a portmanteau of "dullard" and "LOL."

A: If I weren't convinced it would go over your head, I'd refer to you as a Lollard (which is also a punning reference to the followers of the 13th century religious reformer John Wycliffe) to label your behaviour.

B: LOL!

A: ...but instead I'll point out that you're a giggling fucktard.

B: LOLOLOLOL!

A: Sigh...

by jimbles April 10, 2011

Lollar

A Lollar is a US dollar that is stuck in the Lebanese banking system, really just a computer entry with no corresponding currency. The internationally recognized symbol for the US Dollar is $. The term was coined by Harvard economic fellow Dan Azzi after a severe economic crisis in Lebanon.

The symbol for a Lollar is lol.

The term Lollar has been given coverage in International media (Heise.de: Lebanon: Shortly before the system collapse).

Q: How much money do you have stuck in this Lebanese bank?

A: I have 20,000 Lollars (20,000lol) stuck!

by georgechalhoub December 21, 2019

loltard

A lamer that overuses LOL, and it's derivatives, after almost every comment, which are almost exclusively non-humorous.

That lamer, BJ, LMAOs & LOLs about everything. What a loltard!

by craigD September 3, 2008

LOLtard

A lamer that overuses LOL, and it's derivatives, after almost every comment, which are almost exclusively non-humorous.

That lamer, BJ, LMAOs & LOLs about everything. What a loltard!

by craigD June 27, 2006

lolzard

1-To laugh so hard you are taken by a mysterious power back to the Dinosaur times.

2- the lengthend term for Lol'z

1-"wow look at those dinosaurs, what a lolzard!"

by Mat_11 July 4, 2008

Lollaring

Putting your nuts way too close to somebody's face and not realizing that you're doing so.

Josh was fixing Travis's tire while Travis was lollaring him the whole time.

by Captain Lollar May 2, 2015

lollaraptor

Yet another word derived by combining the abbreviation for 'Laughing out Loud,' lol, with another word that has an 'a' sound somewhere in it (by appending that word from the 'a' sound on to the end of the 'lol'). There is little difference in meaning amongst such words, but lollaraptor is definitely the funniest, as its namesake, the velociraptor, has such gay, gimpy little arms.

<Dr.Ichinose> Wtf did you see that newb out there trying to rail jump? lollacopter. Dude should just hang it up.

<Shivers> I told him it kicks so he should use it for 'mini' jumps ahahah lollaraptor

<all> Aahahahah lollaraptor is so much funnier than lollacopter! Because of the gay, gimpy little arms!

by Tehaxer October 10, 2006