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like a walnut, but much funnier. usually found in the produce section of your local Lolmart.
I picked up a 1/2 pound of lolnuts yesterday and I've been laughing nonstop since.
lolnut by MrMoustache88 October 27, 2010
Words you can keep
Abbreviation for "Lohlunat Favor", an special ingame currency for Star Trek Online that can be earned by participating in activities during the yearly Risa Summer Festival event.
I spent 1000 lolnuts for the superior Powerboard and won the biathlon on Risa.
lolnut by RealKennyPowers July 25, 2023
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Meaning "What?", but usually said to mean comedic indifference to whatever was said. Also, if you don't care what was being said. Useful if you are in a place you shouldn't be.

Prounounced as "lawl wut", with no pause between words.
Person 1: Get out before I call the police
Person 2: lolwut?
lolwut by -Tacgnol- December 28, 2008

lolwut!? 

Term used in forums (generally gaming forums) to reply in one word to a post that either is far off topic, makes no sense at all, or is just plain stupid. The side effect of this is that the thread remains off-topic.
Poster-A
OP (post 1): Hi, I was wondering how many times can I cast a spell before I need to build my mana back up?

Poster-B
Post 2: my balls hurt, noob.

Poster-C
Post 3: lolwut!?

Poster-A
Post 4: I hate you people! Whhaaaaaaa...
lolwut!? by Wickedsick Smitty March 30, 2009
A place where a large demographic of gay men recreate en masse. There are many smelly people involved, as well. However, it is not uncommon for underage girls to attempt to appear older than they are, at which time the "straight" older men smell blood and beg, plead, force the girls to post pics of their boobies. In this channel, it is comprehensively acceptable to call close friends and newbies alike "faggot niggers."
"Hey Rick, it's 3am, what the hell are you doing at the computer? Don't you have work in three hours?"
"I'm checking lolutah for mens, you faggot. Laffo."
lolutah by gelmibson December 9, 2007
when someone is so confused in a situation they find it funny.
*boy girl talking on facebook

boy - hey
girl - i like you
girl - NO I DONT
girl - YES YOU DO!
boy - lolwut?
lolwut? by 12 inch October 30, 2010

lolbutsrs 

A compressed version of "laugh out loud but serious".

It can be used to acknowledge an amusing element and then assert a level of importance and earnestness regarding the subject of discussion.

In other words, it is the equivalent of "I find that amusing however my question or statement was genuine".
Jed: "How hard is it to pass that maths exam?"

Nick: "I'm hard right now."

Jed: "lolbutsrs."

Nick: "Oh. Er... Yeah it's alright I guess..."
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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