lol. 

The term used that is slightly nicer than saying, "Now that just wasn't funny." Not to be confused with 'lol' alone, without a period.

Over text:
"What kind of key opens a banana?"
"I don't know, what?"
"A Mon-key!"
"Lol."

lol. by colsbby May 3, 2009

lol. 

1. A passive aggressive way to seem some-what interested in the conversation (but not really)

2. Someone is talking to you and being super annoying so you just reply with "lol." while screaming at your pillow.

Friend: Haha I just threw away a painting that's very valuable to you, haha. Look at me go!
You: lol.

lol. by @fatasianpanda June 25, 2018

lol 

It's original definition was "Laughing out loud" (also written occasionally as "Lots of Laughs"), used as a brief acronym to denote great amusement in chat conversations.

Now, it is overused to the point where nobody laughs out loud when they say it. In fact, they probably don't even give a shit about what you just wrote. More accurately, the acronym "lol" should be redefined as "Lack of laughter."

Depending on the chatter, its definition may vary. The list of its meanings includes, but is not limited to:
1) "I have nothing worthwhile to contribute to this conversation."
2) "I'm too lazy to read what you just wrote so I'm typing something useless in hopes that you'll think I'm still paying attention."
3) "Your statement lacks even the vaguest trace of humor but I'll pretend I'm amused."
4) "This is a pointless acronym I'm sticking in my sentence just because it's become so engraved into my mind that when chatting, I MUST use the meaningless sentence-filler 'lol.'"

See: lmao, lmfao, rofl, lawl, heh, haha, lolol, and 120 for similarities.

Statement: Sorry if I'm not too cheery, my best friend just died yesterday.
Worthless Reply: lol

Statement: The golden ratio is truely an intersting aspect of not only mathematics, but art as well.
Worthless Reply: lol

Statement: ... And then he says, "Your mom goes to college!"
Worthless Reply: lol

Statement: Hey, are you doing anything tonight? You could come over to my house and play some Unreal Tournie...
Worthless Reply: lol, ok

lol by no_one_2000 September 3, 2005

lol 

An abbreviation that stands for 'laugh out loud' to you, but 'lots of love' for your mom.

Mom: Grandma just died. LOL
Son: Mom what the fuck?

lol by dyhtgrew April 25, 2017

LOL 

Loyalty Over Law (LOL)
Means to be loyal to the street not to the police

Loyalty over law (LOL) is how I live

LOL by LKL1 December 4, 2019

LOL 

Back during the 2010's, it used to be an acronym for "laughing out loud", but now it means "this text briefly indicates I am not being hostile"

Friend: my dog died
Me: LOL

LOL by Des00000 January 7, 2021

lol 

used to make something sound less serious or more of a joke even if it's not. similarly used: haha, lmao, lmfao

are you okay?
yeah lol

ur not mad right?
no lol

lol by condombanana October 19, 2020