LOL WAT

When someone says something retarted around you and you dont know how to reply.

"So Tyrone i was jerking last night and it hurt"
"LOL WAT?!"
"My fap tent broke last night while i was on my faptop i almost drowned."
"LOL WAT?!"

LOL WAT by Faptop12 March 24, 2012

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lol wat

When someone says something funny that makes no sense.

1.U got dat ass do
2.lol wat

lol wat by What_The_Bish_Lasagna March 9, 2019

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lolwat • löl • lol fag • LOL'd • lol-worthy • lol, not exactly • lol internet • lol sandwich • lol abuser • lol-in

lolwat

Synonymous to lolwhat, implies disbelief to the point of absurdity, where even something that actually happened cannot be believed. Generally followed by rage or a facepalm.

"The price of gas rose today on predictions that the market price for gas would go up ... lolwat?"

lolwat by Diet Right March 10, 2009

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lolwat

"Lolwat", meaning; "Lol, what?" Is a quite popular internet slang use. It could also be used when someone says something hella gay, and you respond with, "Lolwat".

Guy: "Ligma balls"
You: "Lolwat"

lolwat by Dominus Delirium August 28, 2018

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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