Loki Laufeyson

Adoptive son of Odin and Frigga. Adoptive brother of Thor. His true parents are Laufey and Farbauti, frost giants of the realm Jotenheim. Loki discovers he is a frost giant by coming in contact with the Casket of Ancient Winters in the first Thor movie. He is misunderstood, contrary to others thinking bad of him. He is incredibly attractive and is cunning and intelligent. He has an army of fangirls all over, especially on tumblr. He steals the hearts of Midgardian females with just a smile. He is mischievous. He is Loki. And Loki is awesome.

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Loki Laufeyson

The hottest marvel villain ever. He's adopted by a crusty old God and an amazing goddess named Frigga. He's really Elsa in disguise.

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Loki Laufeyson by mythandmarvel September 4, 2021

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Loki Laufeyson

The God of Mischief. Rightful King of Jotunheim. From and born on Jotunheim, home of the Frost Giants. Raised on Asgard as the prince and only learning his true identity (as a Frost Giant) when he comes in contact with the Tesseract. He originally has blue colored skin with markings and dark red eyes but as a baby he changed his appearance to look like an Asgardian: caucasian skin with blue eyes (and no is eyes are not green as people like to say, when watching the movies he’s in in HD you’ll see that in all of them he has blue eyes). But he always has black slicked back hair that soon grows to shoulder length.

Loki Laufeyson is the hottest MCU character.

Loki Laufeyson by Kacchan_420_277 January 2, 2020

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lokilaufeysonbitch

Loki laufeyson hot girlfriend and loki biggest Stan

I’m in love with lokilaufeysonbitch. Same lol but she is married to loki

lokilaufeysonbitch by Hotcool June 5, 2021

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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