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When in a pub or club, most women will habitually return to the same toilet cubicle, perhaps because they know that it is relatively clean. This is the toilet to which one is loyal, hence loilet.

"I'm off for a pee, Tracey. I hope my loilet's free!"

Loilet by Lizbie B May 24, 2006

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Loilet

im going to the loo! i am going to the toilet! but some how my stupid brain has got the two words mixed up!!!

i am just off to the loilet!

Loilet by SJ3some! December 27, 2009

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Loilet • lileth • lolete • Loleth • lollet • lilette • loglet • Loilta • Loiret • loleta

loleth

the medieval version of lol

"the dragon just destroyed the kingdome and murderd everyone in sight king arthur"

"loleth the kingdome must have sucked"

loleth by U N I C O R N February 9, 2009

Word of the Day on June 19, 2023

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ur mummeth gayeth lolleth

Shakespeare's worst insult ever. Destroys you in an instant

*In Shakespearian time*
Shakespeare: ur mummeth gayeth lolleth
Romeo: *commits suicide*

ur mummeth gayeth lolleth by makinglunch May 11, 2018

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lollet

an empty wallet.

How much cash you got? Lemme see what's in that lollet of yours, broke-ass.

lollet by rjwd February 28, 2011

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Lolleth

An Olde English style of saying LOL.

Edgar: Catherine is with child!
Darcy: Lolleth, it's mine!

Lolleth by hyphens_attack September 27, 2011

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lilette

Lilette is the type of friend that plays around with u. She doesn't get mad easily but when she does she won't speak. She's a good friend to have. When it's time to get serious she helps u with ur problems. Most likely to have more guy friends than girls bc she doesn't like 'drama'.

Lilette is caring and fun. great funny

lilette by IzyWizy September 1, 2017

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

Word of the Day on October 27, 2026