Logging On

An act of revenge undertaken by defecating on the keyboard of the transgressor's laptop, followed by closing the device.

He stole my iPod, so I shut his laptop after taking a shit on the keyboard. I call it "Logging On."

by Doug_Cohen April 15, 2011

Logging On

Bringing your phone in the bathroom to facebook while you poop.

Tim: Where's Patrick?

Jim: He's in the bathroom logging on.

by Kukes June 25, 2012

Logging on my landing

Dropping a deuce on a someone else’s personal toilet.

Why are you logging on my landing? Go drop a deuce at your house.

by Dr. Sir Ka October 16, 2019

Logging on in 60

Something that a person says before they don't log on

Natsu: "Jack said he is logging on in 60"
Aceliane: "Doubt"
Criticise: "I like kids"

by Mr Joe Daki January 20, 2023

ip logging on live chat

Something that shouldn't happen but it does

An example of ip logging on live chat
Support: How can I help you?
Me: *copypastes rickroll link*
Support: Your IP is insert ip. Your location is insert location. You have been reported.

by i eat uranium fuel rods June 5, 2023

one legging it

To have sex with one leg up


originated from my roommates while picking on one that wasn't there, stating his favortie position was one leg in the air or on top of something

Where is Ronnie? Oh, he is prob one legging it.

by Scott February 12, 2005